January 2011
imagine if you woke up as a baby,
fucknicethings:
breakableheat:
-everybodywantstolove:
and your whole life was just a dream.
Teacher: "This will be a partner project."
janba-juice:
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
why does this always happen?
in the mirror you look like:
on the camera you look like:
When my friends & I are sitting across the room or...
lololfuu:
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
likeitloud:
I’d be like:
Watching a scary movie
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by adhdstudent
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
& now i fall asleep on the couch and BAM “WAKE UP BITCH GO TO YOUR BED”
Don't look over my shoulder.
seeinggsounds:
Im on my computer like “ahhh tumblr!”:
then someone wants to look over my shoulder, so Im like: then someone half/fully naked appears on my dash & Im like: & they’re like: & I’m still like: but on the inside Im like: and theyre like “was that person naked?”: Im like: Theyre like, “I said, was that person naked?” Im like “ohh No I was playin solitare, stupid...
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
dracomalfoyisabamf:
loserluigi:
And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”
AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??
OMG. ALL THE TIME.
gpoy
When you're in the middle of a phone conversation....
-rocketshiptoshafio:
painiack:
So you’re just waiting for them to call you back. But they don’t.
So you call them. But their calling you at the same time and their answering machine comes on.
GPOY.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CANNOT BREATHE STOP ME BEFORE...
glassofport:
mr-kirkland:
GHJK,GJ KHJ
I'm sick of seeing tumblr posts in facebook...
hipsterpotterinthetardis:
When my P.E teacher tells me to run, i'm all like
wsupjd:
They say all the good ones are taken? Uhm, hello...
Walking down the hall and you see your crush
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by shiranmamedov
Me and flirting.
shineslikethesun:
On the internet:
Not on the internet:
That mood where you just feel upset for no reason,...
shootmetothemoon:
